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tags: reblog + photo +
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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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tags: reblog + photo +

If you’ve been on google streetview and not played a game of trying to catch the google car in a reflection, then good…because you probably have more of a life than I do. 

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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When your cat loses your hair ties for you. 

tags: personal post + text + daisy + my cat +

gentlenight:

tamorapierce:

problackgirl:

Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.

If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, he’ll get around to you sooner or later.

wow that’s actually tamora pierce

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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*
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doctopus:

what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week

tags: reblog + text + oh god +
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so it still hasn’t sunk in that I have a job now. lol It’s been two years since I last had a job. 

tags: personal post + text +
tags: reblog + photo + text + I got mentioned~ +